लड़की को इंप्रेस कैसे करे

Funny dialogue to impress any grill's

dosto is post me mai apko kuch ase funny dialogue btane wala hun jisko sun kar koi bhi ladki aapse impress ho jayegi, but ye dialogue soch samagh kar use kijiyega, so agar ye funny dialogue aap chat me use karenge to apki chat intresting bn jayegi

2. aapke paas helmet hai
  Gril. 😱  

han hai

Boy😲
to de do yar aapse milne ke baad mera Dil 200 km ki speed se chl rha hai kahi accident na ho jaye

Boy.
3. Suno kiraya/ rent kab dogi

Grils . 
kis chiz ka kiraya

Boy.

kab se mere Dil me rah rahi ho

Boy.....
4. Suno apni pic dedo wallpaper lgana hai

Grils....

 meri pic ku
log model ki pic lgate hain aap konsa model se kam ho

Boy...
5. aap ek insurance company khol lo
apko dekh kar to sab apna dil kho dete hain to insurance karwana padega na
acha ji
han sirf me hi bacha hu
6. apki dp dekh kar to meri kidney me heart attack aa gya hai
apki hi kidney me heart attack aa sakta hai
apko dekh kar to mera liver bhi dhadakne lgta hai

7. He- Muje ek secret information mili hai
She- kya
He- tmhara Dil chori hone wala hai to asa kro muje de do mai sambhal ke rakhuga.

8. Tum Durdarshan se paasdarshan kab banogi

9. jio ke network aaye ya na aaye…par tmhe dekh kar Apni

 future Wife ki yaad jaroor aa jati hai

10. Tmhara face ka angle 45° hai na
– face ka bhi angle hota hai kya
– han 45°= a.cute angle( maths wala)

11. jabse tum meri life ke solar system me aai ho tabse mere dil ka ecosystem hil gya hai

12. (Love)²= kya hoga { ye ladki se puchna}

– nhi pta tum btao

– (Love)²= love² + you² + I Love You2.  Lucky bajheri.com

Shayri sunaaaye

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wo pahunchi waha pahunchi ya nahi pahunchi
udhar se khabar ye pahunchi ki wo pahunchi yaha nahi pahunchi
rakhi thi daak khane me wo pahunchi waha ek kambakht ja pahunchi
aur pahan k apne pahuncho me wo pahunchi
khuda jane wo pahunchi to pahunchi kaha pahunchi
 Lucky bajheri.